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Top 20 Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Men

Cats are so much better than men. Here's why:

1. Cats don't drool at other women

2. Cats don't spend money on beer

3. Cats are always sophisticated: they never burp and then laugh with pride at how loud it was.

4. Cats don't leave the toilet seat up

5. Cats don't come in stinky and sweaty and try to kiss you

6. Cats don't make stupid jokes

7. Cats are always there to listen and never interrupt you when you speak.

8. Cats never complain about your family

9. It's okay when a cat doesn't know your birthday

10. Cats don't watch stupid action movies

11. You never have to worry that your cat cares about its car more than you

12. You never get a rash from a scratchy beard when kissing a cat

13. Cats can always find what they need and never ask you where anything is

14. Cats are amused by the simplest toys... they don't need expensive, dangerous loud things with motors

15. Cats don't answer their cellphones during dinner

16. A cat will never lie about where he's been

17. Cats don't bring over their drunken unemployed friends to watch football

18. Cats do 3 things: hunt to provide for you, keep themselves clean, and give you affection.

19. Cats don't care how big their penis is.

20. Cats would never choose Play Station over quality time in your lap.

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