Cats have many advantages over women. Here are the key reasons why cats are better than women:

1. Cats don't ask you to tell them how you're feeling

2. Cats don't spend money on shoes and handbags

3. Cats don't yell at you when you make a mess

4. Cats don't interrupt you when the game is on

5. Cats never ask you if they look fat

6. Cats purr when you pet them and you know their not faking

7. Cats don't talk on the phone for hours

8. Cats don't take forever getting ready to go out

9. Cats understand the value of hunting and bringing home dead animals

10. Cats don't need courtship and flowers, you just feed them, pet them and give them a place to sleep and they're loyal to you forever.

11. Cats don't stare at you for 5 minutes and then ask what you are thinking

12. Cats don't mind if you forget their birthday

13. Cats don't call you at work to ask you if miss them

14. Cats don't get upset if they see you drooling at some hot chick

15. Cats don't refuse to caress you if you're dirty or drunk or sweaty or stinky

16. Cats don't need you to take them to fancy restaurants, they're happy to eat your leftovers.

17. Cats don't ask you where you've been.

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