"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt

"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
- Lazarus Long,

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a cat."
- Franklin P. Jones

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
- Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to
pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and
get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject
to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who
suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They
are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:
music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
- Missy Dizick

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any
harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him
sometimes."